Dr. T
Let's just say that I have always had a way with girls. Since the ripe old age of 7, I was hitting on teachers and girls in my classes. Some may say I skipped the entire kudos stage of my life, I agree with them completely. As a child, I found dating to be a fun thing, I would invite girls over to my house and have my Mom cook cookies and milk. I would take them on walks around the park and kiss them on the cheek. There was a certain innocence to it all. I was young and full of energy. Girls always thought I was such a character, I think they still do. They never know if they should take me seriously or not. Hey, I don't know, I have a good sense of humor, but I also have a sensitive side.
I have always had a way of dispensing advice to friends
about their relationships. I listened religiously and still do to the show "Loveline."
This show is where I take a lot of my information. I have accumulated my own
theories over the years as well. I never imagined having a show in which I could
dispense my theories, but then I met Paul. He was full off energy and into trying
new things. We bonded right away, and that is when we decided to contribute
to our society and do the show.
I am currently single, but my agent is working on that as you are reading this. The most interesting thing about me is that I know every fact about Delorean, the man and the car.
Paul
From the mind of Ternes: I grew up in the small town of New York City. When I was young, I used to play that tag game where if a girl tags you, you have to kiss them: no one ever tagged me. I like to believe that it was because I'm so fast and elusive. My first date was to a pizza parlor with my "girlfriend" and her friend. We were going out only because our friends said so. I went with her to the eighth grade prom (horrible experience). She was just the right height so that my chin barely rested on her shoulder and she had long hair that keep on getting in my face when we were dancing.
That was also the same year I had sexual education class. I guess that is where I bring all my knowledge. In class my other immature guy friends and me had a contest to see who could ask the most questions. We used to ask the most absurd things. I learned more from that class about sexual peculiarities than from any of my own experiences, although I must say I seemed to have had my share of horrible kissers (i.e. the octopus, Grand Canyon, water faucet). I went to a boarding school for high school and moved out to Vermont
(No jokes please). Somehow I ended up at Beloit College.
I'll never forget first meeting Doctor T. He transferred into our F.Y.I class during the second or third day. Right away I could tell he was a ladies man in his J. Crew shirt and crystal-gelled hair. Little did I know the extent of it? The legend has it that once a female is in his pimped-out room, there is no escape, not that they would want to.
That's about all I have to say about my life, besides that I'm currently single, my sign is cancer, I enjoy having a good time, doing fun stuff, and stirring up havoc. I'm in multiple rap groups: I think I'm the only rapper ever from Vermont. I'm also in an amazing acapella group with Dr.T. I would like to give a shout out to all my people and to brother Jed and God, wherever she is.
